SNL Digital Short: Sloths

みんな、こんにちはー
遅くなってすみませんでした。本当に忙しくなったんだ。今度のビデオはSaturday Night Liveって番組からのビデオだ。

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And now a message from the Staten Island Zoo.

Greetings wildlife enthusiasts, my name is Karen Donnely and today I'd like to talk about some very special animals that don't get much attention, sloths. They're furry, they have two or three toes and yes, they're very very slow. Luckily we've just received a brand new documentary on these adorable creatures from a group of students at Staten Island Technical High School. I haven't seen it yet but I heard it's a real eye-opener. Let's check it out.

Sloths!~~
We sleep 18 hours but we always party 24
Hunt in packs and we eat algae off our fur
We got 3 toes but we'll pop 3000 bud lights
Break your nose and kick your face in a punch fight
Sloths!~~
We eat bamboo but prefer your girl's ********
Shank your mom with a pterodactyl ******** bone
Sloths!~~
Hire a dog to burn down a hospital
Eat cocaine off America's gravestone
Sloths!~~
Don't call us slow
Don't call us slow
Kill all of your friends and ride their corpses like a carousel
Put your **** inside our *** and kill you if you ever tell.
Sloths!

That.. was not entirely accurate.

This has been a message from the Staten Island Zoo.

ところどころ、聞きにくいかもね。それから、赤いテクストで書いた文は私にも分からないので、心配しないで。コメントで次のビデオの申し込みを書いてください。またね