蜘蛛のビデオ

これがTechnorati Japanの人気があるビデオ。どうしてか分かりません。多くの日本人は分からないと思います。でもすごく可笑しかったから、日本人も分かるべきだと思います。聞く練習で使います。

ビデオ

単語：
psychoactive drugs 向精神薬
active ingredient 活性成分
restraining order 保護命令
crack cocain クラック・コカイン
suckas' = someone who easily falls for a trap　　のろま　ばか　very casual
'till = until, ~まで
popped a cap in it's ass = shot, 銃で撃たれる
bitch = servant, slave (used in prison to refer to one's sex slave)


スクリプト：
The wood spider is the most accomplished of all web building species.
Recently, scientists gave these tiny creatures a variety of psychoactive drugs to observe their effects on web building.
When given a minute dose of LSD, the spider's web took on an unfamiliar, minimalist structure.
When given caffein, the web's structure was not affected, but the spider's behavior was.
Given THC, the active ingredient in marijuana, the spider didn't build a web. It build a hammock where it lay all day and watched the caffein spider go.
When given alcohol, the spider built a web, found a mate and raised over a hundred young but the mate got a restraining order and now the spider can't go within a hundred centimeters of the web.
The crack cocaine spider figured building webs was for suckas', waited 'till the caffein spider was exhausted then came up behind it and popped a cap in it's ass. Nice web, Mr Crack Spider.
When winter came, the marijuana spider had no place to live. It ended up in the crack web as the crack spider's bitch.
For more information on the crack spider's bitch, contact the Canadian Wildlife Service in Ottowa.

このまでの単語はいいかな。ぜひコメントを書いて、「もっと単語をやくしてください」とか「それで十分だ」と教えてください。ありがとう～。